[Renegade]

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Qantas one year ago, you would have £49.00 today!

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have £33.00 today.

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have £0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminium cans for recycling refund, you would have received £214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

A recent study found that the average British man walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that the British man drinks, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, The British get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you damned proud to be British!

[specs]

[Bruce]

Ya but I've seen how far the Old Dog can stagger after a gallon or two and I can assure you, his fuel consumption is bloody awful

[Renegade]

Bruce, on 21 February 2012 - 07:17 PM, said:

Ya but I've seen how far the Old Dog can stagger after a gallon or two and I can assure you, his fuel consumption is bloody awful